Another good place to meet tons of single women is at dance lessons. I know I know...sounds kind of fruity. But dance classes are LOADED with single women who LOVE GUYS WHO CAN DANCE. Heck, they even love guys who want to LEARN to dance. Here's the breakdown:

Quote: "If you can dance well, have a nice personality, and don't step on my feet more than forty-seven times, I'll let you be my friend."

Most rudimentary dance lessons are set up in the same format. You have limited dance time with numerous partners. This is perfect.

Here are a few ideas for being cocky/funny on the ballroom dance floor...

"Hi, I'll be your host for the next three minutes. If you can dance well, have a nice personality, and don't step on my feet more than forty-seven times, I'll let you be my friend."

"OK, impress me."

"I just want you to know, I don't think any less of you just because you're so bad at ballroom dancing that you need lessons." ...just take out a piece of paper and spend 5 minutes on this one. You'll be set for life.