...farting is not gonna make me chase you drunk and naked
Duuuude!
your material is amazing, your book Double your Dating is a great doors opener, not only
as a dating guide but as a projection of a great life style. It encouraged me to put my
life in order again. before I bought it, I had some social skill already, but it wasn't
enough, with your cocky comedy concept people were amuzed of how good I was mingling with
strangers (hot classy girls). Dave, thank you very much.
Hey I must tell you this funny story: 2 weeks ago, it was one of my best friends birthday.
we were at his place, there was a lot of alcohol and my friend's hot cousin was serving
it. so i went for a drink and ask her what was she serving she said rum, and prepared me a
cuba libre, and i said: hey by giving me a lot of rum your im not gonna get any easier,
try talking...hot people can talk too. she laughed then I started being cockier and
funnier attitude. She was completely into me. After a 5 minute chat I said: I'm gonna go
for your drunk cousin, I really don't wanna see him chasing the other girls drunk and
naked just like last year, give me your phone and we'll end this conversation later. not
that you care but when I turned around my friend was already drunk, naked and chasing some
girls.
2 days after that, his hot cousin and I met at some coffee store. we started talking and I
started to feel sick. My stomach was a nuclear bomb about to explode. I couldn't control
it any more and a stinky gas came out of ass. man was it stinky. Take this tip: no nachos
and beans before a date. Thank God there was a lot of people. so I stared at her with this
very offended look and said: Oh my God I can tell you went to a mexican restaurant. She
was like hey it wasn't me, believe me, and i said: yeah, since they invented excuses
nobody is guilty. lol I made her feel it was her, and I farted again, and said hey im
trying to breathe if you haven't notice, rum doesn't make me any easier. well, farting is
not gonna make me chase you drunk and naked. man she was laughing. 2 hours later she was
screaming, if you know what I mean: God bless your Sex Secrets Booklet.
dude thank you for all. You rock, but rock little more thanks to you! there must be some
English mistakes, Spanish is my native language.
your Colombian friend,
Sam M.
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